Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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