Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Less talking, more tequila
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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