what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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