I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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