I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Randomize
