I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
