You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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