"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
He told me they were just razor bumps!
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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