We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
well you can't waste a boner
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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