This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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