Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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