are you so shy because you have an std?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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