You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
