i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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