OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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