if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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