It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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