she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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