I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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