thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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