LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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