I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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