i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
