something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
soo... how was my night?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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