that's an acceptable place to lick
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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