i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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