i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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