But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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