I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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