its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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