? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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