somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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