She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
