That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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