My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Randomize
