I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
