that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
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