You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
now i know why i became what i already was.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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