Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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