dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Randomize
