So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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