my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
my god I love twenty year old dicks
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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