Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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