I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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