I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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