in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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