She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Verdict: uncircumcised.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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