I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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