And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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