Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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