If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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