I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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