Well douche your snatch and let's go!
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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