My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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