Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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