Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
So much rum. So many feels.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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