Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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