dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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